Call for Designers!  (also known as a contest)

No talent necessary!

As it grows colder these days, our thoughts turn to our friends up North, and their growing need for... beaver oil.

Yes, beaver oil.  We at Demon Fart Cabbage know that the demand for beaver oil has dropped in the United States, but our contacts in Canada still need a steady supply.  With costs of production on the rise, we at Demon Fart Cabbage want to help our Northern brothers and sisters.

With this goal, we charge you, yes, YOU, with the holy task of designing a new, improved, and above all, humane, beaver press.  Everyone knows that beaver oil comes from their tails, and is obtained by squishing the beaver tail.  De-oiling the beaver does not, in fact, harm the creature, and allows them to mate.  You need to give us your very best drawings, rough outlines, architectural plans, or blurbs of idea that could yield a better beaver press.

Submit your brilliance in some standard format (.jpg, .pdf, .doc, .rtf, et al) to satal_de_rihannsu@hotmail.com along with some kind of general outline for how it works in the body of the email.  Title your email "Better Beaver Press Submission".  The four members of DFC shall judge the submissions.  And the winner?

The winner shall receive an attempt at creating this beaver press.  We shall either provide full plans for a large model construction, create a small model of the press, or maybe even send you the beaver oil rendering from the first working model.

Contest begins... NOW.  Contest ends December 15th, just in time for Christmas!

Love,

DFC